Karlie Kloss is at Coachella 4 months early. I guess she just can’t wait to see Ariana Grande now that her and Taylor Swift have broken up or their contract expired or Karlie could follow her dreams of marrying a rich Orthodox Jewish real estate family you know so that she could be the sister in Law to Ivanka Trump and Jared….every massively tall model who I never quite understood why she was a Victoria’s Secret model dream…. Here’s her married ass in panties in public like a good Orthodox Jewish woman…except without the whole shaved head and fucking through a hole in your sheet cuz it’s romantic thing. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Karlie Kloss is a married woman. But is she also a scorned friend? The 26-year-old supermodel exchanged vows this week with her 33-year-old businessman boyfriend, Joshua Kushner, sharing a photo from the couple’s special day on social media. “10.18.2018,” she wrote as a very simple caption to the above image on Instagram. A represenative for the stars has confirmed to People Magazine that Kloss and Kushner held a small, Jewish ceremony in upstate New York on Thursday, with fewer than 80 people in attendance. (They will also host a larger celebration for friends and loved ones some time this spring.) The Project Runway host donned a custom Dior gown for the ceremony and was “beaming with happiness,” claims a friend who was in attendance. But this friend was NOT Taylor Swift. Swift was not at her close friend’s wedding, raising many questions among fans who have been wondering if these two are still close. Kloss’ new husband, it ought to be noted, is the brother of Jared Kushner. Jared Kushner is married to Ivanka Trump, who is the daughter of President Donald Trump. President Donald Trump is an evil, mentally imbalanced human being who is feuding with Swift due to the latter’s endorsement of two Democratic candidates in Tennessee. So, it’s only natural to wonder whether Kloss’ connection to the Kushner family has caused a rift in her friendship with Swift. Heck, maybe Swift was afraid a member of the Trump family would actually be in attendance at the ceremony. It turns out that Taylor was simply in Australia on Thursday, as she noted herself on Instagram. This trip was likely planned for several weeks, if not months, in advance, but we still can’t help but speculate over why she couldn’t cancel the visit in order to attend Kloss’ wedding. Something does seem to be amiss here. Kushner proposed back in July with a high-carat cushion cut diamond in a platinum solitaire setting with a diamond pavé band. As you can see above, Kloss was not shy about showing the rock off at the time. But she also said some nice things about Kushner, focusing on who he is as a person more than just the diamond he could afford to get for her. “I love you more than I have words to express,” Karlie wrote this summer as a caption to the picture immediately above. She added: “Josh, you’re my best friend and my soulmate. I can’t wait for forever together. Yes a million times over.” In September, Kloss opened up about her engagement a bit more, telling Vogue: “The proposal was romantic and sweet. We spent the weekend in upstate New York, just the two of us.” Congratulations to the newlyweds! But not to Karlie’s new brother-in-law. That guy sucks so very much.
Karlie Kloss is in Taylor Swift’s favorite pose, from back when Taylor Swift adopted her as a real life barbie, in what I assume is one of Taylor Swift’s weird fetishes thanks to her being a very rich person and all very rich people….have weird fetishes…that involve tall models who aren’t that hot but tall. Only I assume Taylor likes the pussy spread more…but this is in public and not in her NYC Townhouse…so Karlie’s gotta behave… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Who the hell is Emeraude Toubia? I found her Twitter Emeraude Toubia proves one very important thing…and that is that when you’re naked…your stupid name doesn’t matter…we can see past that by fixating on your tits… I had never heard of her before the naked pics, which means naked pics work, I’m here googling the girl, only to discover she’s from Montreal…which is where I am from…what are the chances…maybe we’ve crossed paths…maybe we’ve been in the park together…maybe I’ve stared at her ass while she was at the mall…there possibilities are fucking endless in the way I’ve possibly sexualized her when she walked past me…ways that I guess she’s sexualizing herself.. From my research, she’s on some fantasy show called Shadowhunters, she’s 29, she’s been nominated for Teen Choice Awards, and she’s from Montreal…and I am from Montreal..how the hell have we not become friends…why am I not the one taking these nude pics of her…I have a broken iPhone camera but I am sure we can make it work…. She positions herself as hispanic, because that’s good marketing….and this is for some Spanish Magazine…but not naked enough – where is the LABIA…
Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank. I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst… Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…
Here’s the current reigning world’s leggiest supermodel Karlie Kloss hard at work “working out” for the cameras. And I don’t really care if Karlie actually does all this stuff to stay in shape, or if she was just pretending for the photoshoot and her being tall and supermodel skinny is just a product of good genetics. Either way, these shots have got me working up a sweat. Yow!
I must’ve missed this the other day, but here’s the very last LOVE Advent video for 2017: Karlie Kloss playing basketball in short shorts. Or maybe they’re just regular shorts since Karlie’s so tall. Either way, they should’ve been a few inches shorter. Or nonexistent. Both would’ve made for a way better video, if you ask me. » view all 13 photos
So I know sometimes I make fun of these fashion mags for always having the same old boring photoshoots, but I definitely wasn’t expecting this from InStyle and Karlie Kloss . That’s some serious leg action! Oh, and all the flaming wreckage is pretty cool too, I guess. Anyway, I’m not exactly sure why they got the leggy supermodel to do a superhero-themed shoot, but maybe they can have Karlie bench press me next. Now that’d be a real challenge.
Here’s Taylor Swift’s BFF Karlie Kloss heading out for a night on the town in an interesting, yet sexy little red number. The only thing I would have added to this outfit is some tissue paper to fill out that exposed boob. Nonetheless, very creative and I’m a fan! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
