So I know sometimes I make fun of these fashion mags for always having the same old boring photoshoots, but I definitely wasn’t expecting this from InStyle and Karlie Kloss . That’s some serious leg action! Oh, and all the flaming wreckage is pretty cool too, I guess. Anyway, I’m not exactly sure why they got the leggy supermodel to do a superhero-themed shoot, but maybe they can have Karlie bench press me next. Now that’d be a real challenge.
I know you guys probably think I just spend most of my day scrolling through Instagram with a hand down my sweatpants. And OK, you’re not entirely wrong… But that doesn’t mean I’m not also working too. For instance, I just made a major discovery while looking through a few of Morgan Lux ‘s latest Instagram hotness for “research.” See, it turns out she’s got a big thumb-sucking problem. And lucky for her, I think I can cure her. We just need to get her to start associating her thumb with something else — like the Little Tuna — and I guarantee she’ll be so grossed out, she’ll never want to put it in her mouth again. Works everytime! ❤️ A post shared by Morgan Lux Back Up Account (@highest.heaven) on May 30, 2016 at 6:35pm PDT » view all 11 photos
I know sometimes I like to make fun of Emily Ratajkowski and point out that no matter how many Instagram followers she gets, she’s really just another hot nobody with a killer body who lucked into a gig as an A-list supermodel. But then I see her latest round of Insta-bikini pictures and I immediately forgot about all that. Or how to open my mouth without drooling. Or how to keep my pants around my waist. So you guys enjoy these, while I go try to sort that out.
If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to old pics you found in your grandmother’s basement of her at the beach in the 1920s, back before there was porn, and you were willing to take whatever you could get, not to mention the excitement of knowing that simpler time was just as perverted with their bikini pics, not to mention that the girls in the pic were dead, made it all the more exciting…. It’s just better when it is some model, like Angela Lindvall, who I have SEEN TOPLESS many times before, so that I can cross reference the old with the new, because jerking off to retro beach pics usually starts and ends there, you know it is impossible to find shots of the bitch’s nipple cuz by now she’s dead, so a little make-belief makes it all ok. You know sometimes better than the real thing.. So to you retro bikini fetishists, this ones for you.
Unless you want to spend your New Year’s Eve making new friends at the local penitentiary and having your midnight kiss with some tattooed skinhead, I’d recommend steering clear of these Pia Mia Perez bikini pictures. This girl is serious trouble. Related Articles: Pia Mia Perez Is Trouble Pia Mia Perez Is Serious Trouble
Here’s my favorite big-breasted, tattooed former bodybuilder Jodie Marsh back in a bikini again showing off her best assets. She’s been spending a lot of time at the beach lately, and I know sometimes girls have trouble putting sunscreen on their backs. Well, I’m happy to volunteer and help Jodie put sunscreen on all her hard-to-reach places. I’ll just have to make sure to double up on the rubber gloves, just in case. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Jodie Marsh Gets Creamed Jodie Marsh Is A Muscle Freak Jodie Marsh Puts The Ass In Class Jodie Marsh’s Fake Lesbian Stunt Gone Nasty! Photos: FameFlynet , PacificCoastNews
Saturday, October 20th, 2012. My friend Mary, my Dad, and I (Courteney) all drove down to Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for the concert that would take place on Sunday, the following day. After we arrived at our hotel and got situated, there wasn’t much to do so I pulled out my laptop. At that moment I remembered that Mary and I had entered a contest through the BieberFever fan club only a few days prior, and that the winners were supposed to receive an e-mail within 24 hours before the concert. I quickly opened my inbox and froze. In my inbox sat a reply e-mail from the BieberFever fan club. My stomach dropped. I clicked on the e-mail and it read: “Congratulations, Courteney! You’re officially invited to attend the photo meet and greet TOMORROW NIGHT October 21st in Milwaukee!” I immediately went hysterical. Barely able to talk, with all the breath I had left, I screamed to Mary. “Mary! Mary! Mary! We won! We won!” “What?!?!” She panicked. She quickly darted over to the computer and read the e-mail. We both went into complete shock, dropped to the ground, and started bawling our eyes out. We couldn’t believe what we were reading. It felt like I was literally in a dream. After supporting Justin for almost four years, my dream was finally going to come true. After seeing pictures upon pictures and videos upon videos of fans meeting Justin, tomorrow night, October 21st, 2012, was finally going to be my opportunity to meet my idol. Sunday, October 21st, 2012. Today was the day that my life was going to change forever. I set my alarm for 5:30am so we could arrive to the venue early and see if anything would happen. Apparently we slept through the alarm, because I woke up and checked the time, and it was 9:30am. Mary and I jumped out of bed and started getting ready. After we were all ready to go, we went to the BMO Bradley Center, the venue where Justin would be playing. There was already a bunch of girls lined up at the gates waiting for something exciting to happen. After standing there in the cold for a few minutes, across the gate, I saw a hand wave. It was Laney (@BlazingBiebzz) and Elyse (@Fever4Biebs), the girls I had purchased tickets for to see the show that night. I ran over to them and we greeted each other. After finding out that they’d been there for quite some time already and that Justin had arrived earlier, across the distance I heard someone yell “Courteney!” I looked over and noticed that it was Brooke, (@WISimpsonizer). I waved back and after a while Mary and I went back to the other side of the gates and greeted them. We were both extremely excited because she too was meeting Justin that night with another owner on her Twitter account, Kelsey. On and off cars would enter through the gates, leave the gates, some of Justin’s dancers would enter through the gates, leave the gates. At one point, Nick DeMoura went around and took pictures with some fans. I was lucky enough to get a picture with him! Michael Vargas also did the same, and I got a picture with him as well! A little while later, Kenny rode around on a segway greeting fans. We checked our phones and noticed that it was almost 4:00pm, the time we were supposed to be lined up for the meet and greet. I was extremely anxious, nervous, excited, and just all around in complete awe! It was hard for me to take in that in a few short minutes, my dream was finally going to become a reality. Every minute the line inched its way further and closer to the doors that we would soon enter to meet Justin. Eventually, it came the time where we were next in line to go into the meet and greet room. A security guard attempted to get everyone into groups of six, which we definitely did not want to be in, because of course we all wanted to be close to Justin. We were lucky enough to get to go in as a group of four, with Mary, Brooke, Kelsey, and myself. I was happy that I got to go in with people that I knew at least. The security guard directed us to the doors and I swear to God I thought my knees were going to buckle. Directly inside the doors was a black curtain. Right next to the black curtain stood Kenny Hamilton and another guy collecting gifts and letters from fans to Justin. Earlier that day, while we were waiting out at the gates, I had written a letter to Justin that I wanted to give to him when I would meet him. Praying to God that the letter I had written to Justin would get to him safely , I handed it to the guy collecting all of the fan stuff, and asked him if he would make sure it got to Justin. He responded something like “Yes I will. I’ve been doing this for three years.” That made me feel a little better. Just as we were being escorted in through the curtain, I greeted Kenny . At that moment, my nerves took over and from then on out, I can only remember bits and pieces of what happened. Behind the curtain stood someone that I had looked up to for so many years, someone who inspires me every day to not give up, to chase my dreams, and to believe. Behind that curtain stood my idol. Behind that curtain stood Justin Bieber. My heart sped up to about a thousand miles per hour. My stomach dropped. Yet the biggest smile arose on my face. We walked over to Justin and all I remember saying was something like, “Hi Justin, nice to meet you!” I don’t even remember if I said my name. Then we took our picture. I was so worried that the picture wasn’t going to turn out well, because I don’t even remember looking at the camera. After the picture was taken, I looked back at Justin and said, “Thank you so much Justin.” Don’t quote me on this, but I’m almost positive he said something like, “Of course sweetie.” I also remember him thanking us a bunch of times. I saw one of the girls in my group ask for a hug from Justin, so I decided to also. After I hugged Justin, I thanked him again and yelled, “Good luck!” As I was walking away, I turned back for one last glance. After we all exited the curtains and made our way out, I basically broke down. The last thing I wanted to do was embarrass my self in front of Justin by crying, so I’m glad I at least kept myself together until we exited the meet and greet. I turned around to see Brooke and Kelsey talking to Alfredo. We cried and freaked out for a good fifteen minutes after that. I just couldn’t believe that I had finally gotten the opportunity to meet my inspiration. It all happened so quickly. Even though I barely got to talk to Justin and he definitely doesn’t know my name or would ever be able to recognize my face, I still feel extremely gratefully and blessed that I got the opportunity. Even though the meet and greet was over, the concert had yet to begin. We were thrilled when we got to our seats for the concert! We were sitting in section one, row SSS. There was a catwalk at the concert and our row was the last row of section one, and was directly in line with the end of the catwalk. Only section one was allowed to go up to the catwalk and stand next to it throughout the concert. They were the best seats I’ve ever had at a concert because of the catwalk. I got to touch Carly Rae Jepsen’s hand, a dancer’s hand, and had the experience to see Justin right in front of my face for a majority of the concert. I also got to touch Justin’s hand! Justin’s performance was absolutely incredible. October 21st, 2012 was my fifth Justin Bieber concert and the best at that. After the concert, we lined up by the gates again in hopes that Justin or any of the crew would come out to greet us. Unfortunately they didn’t, but we did get to see Moshe and Kenny from a distance, as well as a bunch of the other members of the crew, so that was awesome . As all of the tour buses exited through the gates and everyone started to leave the venue, I was devastated that my experience was over, but extremely happy and grateful that I got the opportunity. I know there are hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of people out there who don’t even have the opportunity to see Justin live, so for what I’ve been given, I feel extremely blessed, fortunate, and am so grateful for. From here on out, I am going to do my best to help Beliebers all over make there dreams a reality. And if any of you reading this are in that position, I want you to know that you cannot give up. You have to stay strong, keep your head up, believe, and continue to fight for your dreams. Because one day, if you want something bad enough, it will become a reality. I never knew my dream could possibly come true would until now. In fact, I never honestly understood the true meaning of ‘Believe’ until now. I feel like this experience has not only made me happier, but has changed me as a person as well. I’ve finally realized that dreams do come true. So a huge “thank you” to Justin for everything he’s done and continues to do for us Beliebers. It’s incredible. This is my best Justin Bieber experience, and I hope you enjoyed reading it! -@BieberOperation (Courteney) Read the rest here: Saturday, October 20th, 2012. My friend Mary, my Dad, and I…
My name is Kimia and this is My Bieber Experience. I went to the Staples Center concert on October 3, 2012 and it ended up being the best day in my life. Meeting Justin Bieber makes you feel like you’re dreaming, it’s absolutely surreal. He treated me like I was one of his friends, rather than just another fan he was forced to take a picture with. When I hugged him, I knew I had the world in my arms. He’s truly the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. He called me words “love” and “sweetheart.” When he told me he loved me while he was holding my hand, I felt like my life was complete. This man is honestly nothing but perfect. Meeting Justin Bieber not only meant I had the chance to stand next to my inspiration, but I had the chance to prove to myself that I AM capable of fulfilling my dreams. It was honestly a life changing experience that every belieber deserves. EVERY BELIEBER DESERVES TO MEET JUSTIN BIEBER. I know sometimes it feels like it’s never going to happen, trust me. In my 5 years of waiting, I felt that way several times, but I was motivated to keep on trying and I remained hard working and dedicated. Believe in your dreams and NEVER SAY NEVER. Huge thank you to my belieber family that was there to motivate me when I wanted to give up and helping me reach my goal. Thank you to Steve for helping me get to Scooter at the perfect timing. Thank you Scooter for giving me the experience of a lifetime, and thank you Justin Drew Bieber for changing my life. Read more from the original source: My name is Kimia and this is My Bieber Experience. I went to…
Rihanna was in concert….dressed like some warrior princess….something I have a feeling a lot of you have masturbated to….cuz the cool kids who visit drunkenstepfather are the creepier variety of revenge of the nerds….you know the virgin losers who are too social awkward to even interact with other virgin loser nerds….who masturbate a lot…and who collect weird things….like jars of their semen…that they label and put on shelves in their shitty one bedroom apartments…who don’t work…or create the next Facebook like the cool nerds….butwho instead just stare at girls with erections in their sweat pants…when they aren’t too busy eating canned noodles…and masturbating to shit like warrior princesses….so this Rihanna concert outfit may drive you nuts….while I’m more into seeing her naked, masturbating, or really delivering the whore goods….this kinda concert shit is too vanilla for me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ashley Smith is some big titty gapped tooth Gap model cuz they are literal… who may or may not have tried to sue me for posting shitty pics of her honeymoon, but I have a feeling that may be Lara Stone….another big titty model with a gap tooth….. Either way, I’m digging the vintage bathing suit vibe….even if it isn’t pornographic….you see cuz as a model SHE HAS POSED TOPLESS AND HER BIG TITS THAT ARE PROBABLY FAKE TITS, ARE AMAZING …..but you know sometimes it is nice to jerk off to things that are wholesome and PG rated….It is the corporate philosophy at Disney and they are a multi billion dollar empire…so it’s gotta do some good….and I guess that’s part of the reason I’m posting it, but the main motivation is ass and pussy in bathing suits robbed from dead grandmothers….turn me on….
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