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Uma THurman’s Man Hands in a Swimsuit of the Day

It looks like Uma Thurman, the tits Quentin Taratino was fucking obsessed with in the 90s, are still tits…only now they are set on a skinny body…that really make her massive man hands pop…something I guess she’s into…and I am not too sure if this is for a movie, or family vacation…in St Barths…I just know that she’s rocking a vintage bathing suit, that reminds me of some old silent film from Paris in the early 1900s, that you’d see on a dude diving into a barrel..but in this case on tits with dude hands…which I guess is the same thing…in what is a tribute to the rich culture of France…or just her tapping into a really weird fetish….or swim fashion that should not make a comeback…but she’s still got those tits…and it’s still bathing suit pics..that are essentially the foundation of my existence…sex tapes and bikinis…motherfuckers… TO SEE THE PICS < a href="http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=76980" target="_blank"> CLICK HERE The post Uma THurman’s Man Hands in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith Vintage Bikini for The Sunday Telegraph of the Day

Ashley Smith is some big titty gapped tooth Gap model cuz they are literal… who may or may not have tried to sue me for posting shitty pics of her honeymoon, but I have a feeling that may be Lara Stone….another big titty model with a gap tooth….. Either way, I’m digging the vintage bathing suit vibe….even if it isn’t pornographic….you see cuz as a model SHE HAS POSED TOPLESS AND HER BIG TITS THAT ARE PROBABLY FAKE TITS, ARE AMAZING …..but you know sometimes it is nice to jerk off to things that are wholesome and PG rated….It is the corporate philosophy at Disney and they are a multi billion dollar empire…so it’s gotta do some good….and I guess that’s part of the reason I’m posting it, but the main motivation is ass and pussy in bathing suits robbed from dead grandmothers….turn me on….

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Zooey Deschanel in Some Vintage Bathing Suits for Summer of the Day

I don’t know who Zooey Deschanel is, I just know that her name always reminds me of my friend who took the “petting zoo” too literally. I don’t actually have a friend who fucks animals, I have friends who fuck women who are so ugly I’d rather fuck an animal, and the only person I know who used to fuck animals was a Turkish muslim dude who would fuck dogs because jerking off and fucking bitches was against his religion and for some reason wasn’t embarrassed about telling me the story at least 4 times in the last 4 years…. I do know that Zooey Deschanel looks like the kind of girl I wouldn’t notice on the street. You know the obscure geek hipster who I just assume is a lesbian who would go to the public pool in vintage bathing suits and not just wear them in photoshoots and really who fucking cares…I know I don’t….

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