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Bubbling… for women!

The Internet has recently been buzzing with the way one Mormon man bypasses the “thou shall not look at porn” rule of his religion with a technique called bubbling. We’re all about equal rights here at Bite Daily so here’s some bubbling images of men for our readers who prefer to ogle members of the more testosteron-ey sex link: http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/2010/09/bubbling-for-women/ added by: romanswietlik

Zooey Deschanel in Some Vintage Bathing Suits for Summer of the Day

I don’t know who Zooey Deschanel is, I just know that her name always reminds me of my friend who took the “petting zoo” too literally. I don’t actually have a friend who fucks animals, I have friends who fuck women who are so ugly I’d rather fuck an animal, and the only person I know who used to fuck animals was a Turkish muslim dude who would fuck dogs because jerking off and fucking bitches was against his religion and for some reason wasn’t embarrassed about telling me the story at least 4 times in the last 4 years…. I do know that Zooey Deschanel looks like the kind of girl I wouldn’t notice on the street. You know the obscure geek hipster who I just assume is a lesbian who would go to the public pool in vintage bathing suits and not just wear them in photoshoots and really who fucking cares…I know I don’t….

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Zooey Deschanel in Some Vintage Bathing Suits for Summer of the Day