So I guess Sara Jean Underwood decided to give up on her plan to trap seduce a rich boyfriend via Instagram and Twitter , and it’s on to Plan B. And unfortunately, that isn’t settling for a C-list blogger who lives with his mom. Instead, she’s apparently starting a Patreon to try to get her loyal perverts fans to fund her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle. Huh. I never realized you could do that. I always thought Patreon was for real artists. But maybe I should start one myself. My sweatpant and Kleenex fund is running a little low…
I’ve always thought Chloe Lloyd would make a great future ex-wife someday, but after seeing this sexy bride-themed photoshoot from the busty Brit, now I’m convinced. I know people usually tape their weddings, but these pictures have got me thinking that Chloe and I could make the world’s first ceremony/sex tape at ours. Then we can do the first divorce settlement/sex tape for the sequel. It’s genius! » view all 20 photos
I'll be waiting right here mommy. #CarrieFisher @carrieffisher #princessleia pic.twitter.com/sfwVBCBvUE — Carrie Fisher's Dog (@Gary_TheDog) December 24, 2016 I guess nerds everywhere are having some serious fucking breakdowns…because their princess is dead….in an end of an era, I always thought Carrie Fisher was funny, except on her netflix comedy special – which wasn’t funny at all…. But death keeps happening, it’s all part of living… The saddest thing in all of it was her dog…. Saddest tweets to tweet. Mommy is gone. I love you @carrieffisher — Carrie Fisher's Dog (@Gary_TheDog) December 27, 2016 RIP motherfucker…the Carrie Fisher edition…. The post Carrie Fisher Death Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Personally, I’ve always thought that the less clothing Lea Michele wears, the better she looks. So as far as I’m concerned, she’s not looking half bad here on the cover of Shape Magazine ‘s November issue. Although she could definitely be looking a lot better. We’re talking 2-3 layers better. Oh well. Maybe next time. Continue reading →
I’ve always thought that Dakota Fanning has hottie potential, I’ve just been waiting for her to finally bust it out with a beach trip, or red carpet wardrobe malfunction, or series of dirty Snapchats. You know, all the classic moves. But instead, here she is at the premiere of her sister’s new movie The Neon Demon in LA looking like she could use some sun and modeling lessons. Luckily, I can provide both in my mom’s backyard. All Dakota has to bring is her swimsuit birthday suit and a willingness to learn. Photos: WENN.com
I’ve always thought that Toni Garrn didn’t get enough love compared to her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, but I have a feeling that’s going to change after she showed up to the 2016 Brit Awards last night in a see-through dress. And best of all, she even remembered to forget to wear a bra underneath. That said, I’m not sure if you can see anything, but I cleared my schedule and plan on spending the rest of the afternoon with my nose pressed up my computer screen just in case. I’ll let you know if I find anything. Wish me luck! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Chelsea Handler Calls Kanye “Delusional” In case you were ever curious as to what Chelsea Handler thought about Kanye West, the comedienne is tossing her two cents in on the rapper’s latest twitter shenanigans and SNL rant that got caught on tape. Unsurprisingly, Chelsea has nothing but negative opinions and ill wishes … Via USweekly : “I’ve always thought he’s a maniac,” Handler said on Monday, February 22. “And he just sounds like more of one. He’s delusional.” “He’s acted like this for years, and now people are acting surprised that he’s acting like this?” Handler asked ET. “He did this to Taylor Swift five or six years ago — he went up and stole her award — and no one thought he was nuts then?” “He’s not stable and he’s delusional,” Handler told ET on Monday. “And now he’ll have a mental breakdown in front of everybody.” Well she’s basically saying what a lot of white people are thinking…but seriously who asked her anyway? Splash
Even if you’ve never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones, you’re probably aware that the show is as famous for its incredibly graphic content as for its epic world-building and jaw-dropping plot twists. This means not only are we treated frequent bloodshed, but regular nudity, as well. And in the past, when the Seven Gods were good to us, it meant naked Emilia Clarke . Unfortunately, those days are done, and Clarke vowed that she wouldn’t appear in any more nude scenes at the end of the show’s third season. Co-star Oona Chaplin says Emilia told producers, “I want to be known for my acting, not my breasts.” Had we been present, we would’ve argued that she can be known for all three, but what’s done is done. In fact, rather than going back on her no-boobies pledge, the actress has doubled-down. Back in March, we learned that Clarke turned down a role in 50 Shades of Grey , and in a recent interview with The Daily Mail, she claimed that she’s flat-out not a fan of on screen sex. “Sex scenes should be more subtle,” Clarke says. “I’m British, so I cringe at that sort of thing anyway — I can’t stand it. “I don’t want to have sex thrown in my face and I’ve always thought the suggestion is so much more titillating than the act itself.” Fortunately for us, she didn’t take that stance early in the show’s run, and the Naked Mother of Dragons will live on in rerun-form through eternity. Watch Game of Thrones online to relive some of the series’ most boob-tastic moments.
As you probably know, I’m a big fan of Ariana Grande . Sure, I’ve never listened to a single one of her songs, and I don’t plan on changing that any time soon, but I’ve always thought she has a lot of hottie potential. And this latest photoshoot of her giving the camera some patented Miley Cyrus tongue action just proves it. But if Ariana really wants to take after Miley, let’s hope she does some Miley Cyrus topless action next. That’s always been my favorite signature move of hers. Continue reading →
You know, I always thought that busty British cougar and TV and radio “personality” Lisa Snowdon looked better from the front. But after seeing her out in London, I’m starting to think her best angle might be from the side, because that’s one impressive profile Lisa’s got going on here. Although I guess now we need to see her from the back to know for sure. Ideally in a bikini. Hey, it’s not for me, it’s for science. Or something like that. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
