While all the other so-called news outlets out there are covering “major” “stories” like political corruption or health care or whatever new scandal Trump’s wandered into now, I’m kind of surprised that no one else is covering the week’s biggest story: after months of practicing her tongue action with a camera, Bella Thorne finally graduated to slipping some tongue to a girl. I’m not sure who that is with her, and I’m a little too “busy” to look it up. But I promise to spend lots of time today studying this picture for any new clues. So stay tuned for any more updates on this. I smell Hollywood Tuna’s first Pulitzer.
So I guess Sara Jean Underwood decided to give up on her plan to trap seduce a rich boyfriend via Instagram and Twitter , and it’s on to Plan B. And unfortunately, that isn’t settling for a C-list blogger who lives with his mom. Instead, she’s apparently starting a Patreon to try to get her loyal perverts fans to fund her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle. Huh. I never realized you could do that. I always thought Patreon was for real artists. But maybe I should start one myself. My sweatpant and Kleenex fund is running a little low…
50 Cent Agreed To Pay Lastonia Leviston $6 Million As Part Of His Bankruptcy She once sued him for leaking a sex tape of her, and Rick Ross’ baby mama has accused 50 Cent of screwing her over once again. Lastonia Leviston has headed back to federal court to demand the judge order the rapper to follow through on their deal to dismiss their sex tape lawsuit and to pay the $6 million he agreed to in his bankruptcy plan. Recently, the rapper saw a federal bankruptcy judge sign off on his proposed deal to pay back a substantial amount of his debt to the various creditors, which brought the case to a close. The repayment plan will pay out $17 million to his former business partners Sleek Audio and $6 million to Rick Ross’ baby mama after she scored a judgment against the rapper for leaking her sex tape online. Before the plan was OK’d, 50 Cent had attempted to continue on with his legal battle with Rick Ross’ baby mama. He believed the $7 million judgment was excessive and wanted to drag Rick Ross into the case. 50 Cent said that his archenemy should be found liable for a portion of the judgment due to him allegedly being to blame for the leak. He also said the emotional distress claim by Lastonia – which she was awarded $500,000 for in the jury decision – wasn’t legit and wanted it thrown out. It appeared all their issues were settle once the judge signed off on the repayment plan where he was to cough up $6 million to Lastonia. But now it looks like things didn’t go that smoothly, and Lastonia has asked the bankruptcy judge help her force the rapper to follow their deal and him pay her the millions. She explained in her court documents that the deal she signed with 50 states both parties are to dismiss the sex tape legal battle in New York Supreme Court following the execution of the agreement. However, she says that she has repeatedly sought the cooperation of 50 Cent to dismiss the New York suit but he refuses because he wants to pursue a claim against Rick Ross in that legal battle, in hopes the court will find him liable for a portion of the $7 million awarded to Lastonia. She is furious that the rapper won’t follow his end of the deal and says nowhere in their agreement did it state he could pursue claims against Ross. Lastonia is pleading with the judge to order 50 Cent to dismiss the New York sex tape case and to cough up the $6 million per his plan.
Donald Trump Calls To Ban Muslims From Entering US Has Donald Trump finally made a statement that not even his most rabid supporters would get behind? Donald made it clear that he firmly stands for discrimination based on country of origin , and now based on religious grounds, stating that the US needs to shut down immigration to all Muslims entering the US, whether for long-term immigration or short-term tourism — including Americans of Islamic faith who currently happen to be out of the country and are looking to return home. Via MailOnline : Donald Trump today called for ‘a total and complete shutdown’ of Muslim immigration into America. In a dramatic intervention in the wake of the San Bernardino massacre, the Republican frontrunner claimed the country was at risk of ‘horrendous attacks by people that believe only in jihad’. Citing one poll that found that 25 percent of Muslims ‘agreed that violence against Americans here in the United States is justified as a part of the global Jihad,’ Trump said hatred by Muslims toward Americans ‘is beyond comprehension.’ Immigration needed to be halted ‘until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on,’ the campaign wrote. Trump, and many of his GOP rivals, had already called on the Obama Administration to halt bringing in 10,000 Syrian refugees during the aftermath of the Nov. 13 ISIS attacks in Paris. At the time, Trump said he would prefer to just take in Christian refugees. And as for the millions of practicing Muslims already living here… Trump has also talked about increasing surveillance of mosques and creating a database for Muslims [already] living in the country. This new statement is taking it a step further, suggesting that all Muslims be banned from entering the United States. When asked to articulate who would be included in this plan – Muslim immigrants or American Muslims who are currently abroad – Trump spokeswoman Hope Hicks told The Hill: ‘Mr. Trump says, “everyone.”‘ Tourists and those seeking immigration visas would also be told no. Hmmm… first no Mexicans…now no Muslims. Donald sure is working his way through the spectrum of brown people. We suspect it’s only a matter of time before he trickles on over to his master plan for Black folks… Funny how we haven’t heard his plan for all the radial “Christian” white men that attack this nation with domestic terror at frightening rates. Either way, even other Republicans are saying this idea is bigoted at best, and dumb as all hell at worst. Does this mean we are FINALLY finished with Donald the Clown??
I’m still waiting for the day when Madison Murray finally realizes that we were meant for each other and moves into the Tuna Mansion (aka my mom’s basement). So far, the plan’s hit a few speed bumps (like Madison barely being aware of my existence), but that’s nothing the two of us can’t work through. Until then though, I guess I’ll just have to make do with drooling over these new pictures of her in a bikini instead. Lucky for me, that’s a pretty solid Plan B. Continue reading →
Eddie Cibrian, LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville are all gunning for Celebrity Parents of the Year 2013. Let’s just award them that now. Three-way tie. Brandi has had a field day bashing Eddie and LeAnn in her memoir Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders and her subsequent media tour. Well, two (or three) can play at this shamelessly fame-hungry game. “Drinking and instagramming whattttttttt my new book title,” Eddie captioned a photo on Instagram of himself and LeAnn about to do shots last week. After getting some nasty feedback, Eddie only responded to one follower who found it funny, saying, “Glad someone has a sense of humor!” As much as Eddie and LeAnn try to pretend Brandi’s book doesn’t bother them, and that they don’t pay attention to her in general, clearly they do. A new report claims the country singer is “losing it” over the tell-all, as it plays upon her “nagging fears about Eddie that one woman isn’t enough.” “Does it bother her? Of course,” says a source close to the pair. “No woman would want to read these things about her husband. But she knows that Eddie loves her. LeAnn desperately wants to believe him.” “If they don’t last, she looks like the biggest loser in the world.” Loser or not, she’s apparently taking a shot of her own at Brandi, who openly fears that LeAnn is stealing her family , with this pic of Eddie’s son Jake: The colossal, public feud between the threesome continues to grow with insiders on Team LeAnn now claiming that Brandi cheated on Eddie first . Glanville denied the report from Us Weekly that she hooked up with Harry Morton and Rick Fox, tweeting that she’s “laughing out loud” about it. Probably less so about Eddie and LeAnn’s Instagram shenanigans. Team LeAnn Team Brandi View Poll »
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