I don’t know who the lucky bastard is that’s getting to smack Bella Thorne ‘s booty in this GIF, but I do know this — I’d give my left hand and my right hand and pretty much the entire rest of my body for a chance to trade places with them for the night. Because that view is one of the best things you’re going to see all week. Yow.
Rumors about the possibility of a Jana Duggar courtship have been circulating for pretty much the entire time her family’s been in the national spotlight. In fact, in the past month alone, two different men have been linked to Jana. One of them has since denied reports that he’s romantically linked to the eldest Duggar daughter. But for a long time, fans remained steadily convinced that the second guy was Jana’s future husband. His name is Caleb Williams , and he’s a small business owner and longtime friend of Jana’s family. While Williams is said to be far more liberal than the Duggars , several media outlets claimed that he was able to gradually able to win them over one-by-one. Photos of Williams spending time with Jim Bob seemed to indicate that Jana’s suitor had infiltrated her family’s upper echelon. Understandably, many fans arrived at the conclusion that an engagement would be announced sometime in the very near future. But the last photo of Jim Bob and Caleb appeared on social media several weeks ago, and it doesn’t appear that Jana is sporting any new bling these days. In fact, she and Caleb haven’t even confirmed that they’re courting. For some reason, Duggar fans want nothing more than to see Jana in a committed relationship. And we guess we understand that, considering Jana loves kids and clearly wants a family of her own. So fair warning if you’re one of the Jana obsessives who’s spent the last eight years rooting for her to find the right man–bad news lies ahead: According to various reports , Jana is not courting Caleb–or anyone else for that matter. We know, we know–you’re upset. But keep in mind that Jana is only 27 and still has plenty of time to get married and have kids. Besides, things could be much worse. She could’ve been fired from Counting On , like Derick Dillard ! Currently, it’s looking like fans got their hopes up without reason, and Jana will be living on her family’s compound a bit longer. But hey Duggar courtships move mighty quickly. Your girl could still be married and out of the house by Christmas! Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family. View Slideshow: Jana Duggar: 13 Reasons Why … is She Still Single?
Kate Gosselin has been giving a lot of interviews lately, which means, of course, that she’s been trash-talking the father of her children like it’s her job (which we guess it sort of is). Over the years, Kate has become a master of subtle shade-throwing, and while she used to just let her feelings be known in shrill tirades, now she neuters her victims one tiny snip at a time. She still hasn’t gotten any better at lying, however, but more on that later. View Slideshow: Kate Gosselin: 31 Photos of a Terrible Mother First, let’s get to Kate’s latest comments about her ex. Earlier this week Kate said her kids lack a male role model , which would be tough for any dad to hear. (Although Jon just became a DJ at age 38, so she may have a point.) Today, Kate doubled-down on those comments, claiming that the main reason Jon sucks as a role model is that some of his kids never even see him! “Some of the kids visit, some don’t,” Kate said in an interview with E! News. “That’s for the best. There were many tears. Things that happened with my divorce were hurtful. I’m definitely a no-regrets kind of person. I’ve always done the best with what I had.” Gotta love that ability to take a question about the kids and make it all about her, right? The whole interview is pretty damn funny, and definitely worth a read. At one point Kate says her celeb crush is Patrick Dempsey (Good luck with that one), but the real highlight is when she’s asked to describe herself: “People think I’m mean and b-tchy,” Kate says, presumably with a straight face and no trace of irony. “But I’m actually pretty laid back, and I don’t have an ego!” (See what we mean about the lying?) Kate Gosselin, ladies and gentlemen. There’s no one quite like her, and suffice it to say after half a decade of covering her, that’s a very, very good thing. View Slideshow: 13 Couples Who Fell Apart on Reality Television
Erica Ann Ginnetti, a married former teacher, was referred to as “dangling candy” by a judge who gave her 30 days in jail for having sex with a student. Ginnetti, 35, was arrested in January in Lower Moreland, Pa., after police were tipped off when the victim showed photos and videos of her to classmates. The photos included Ginnetti in a bikini, her underwear or a thong, while a video sent to the teen showed her undressing in a “sexually charged manner.” The teacher and student were in frequent contact in July 2013, after the two had sex in her car parked at an industrial park. Ginnetti pleaded guilty last year. Despite charges of sexual assault and disseminating sexually explicit materials that could’ve earned her 7-14 years behind bars, she got off (har har) easy. Judge Garrett D. Page gave her 30 days’ jail time; Ginnetti will also have to register as a sex offender, and her reputation now precedes her, of course. At her sentencing hearing last Friday, the judge compared sexy photos of the woman to “dangling candy” in front of her victim, according to media reports. “What young man would not jump on that candy?” Page said . Awkward … but difficult to dispute his honor’s point there. “I don’t believe you’re a bad human being,” Page added. “You did a bad act. So I have to punish you.” Ginnetti now works as a fitness instructor at a local gym, regularly volunteers at her church, and is rebuilding her relationship with her husband and three children (!). What do you think? Was the 30-day punishment enough? Will Jennifer Fichter or Erica Lynne Mesa be so lucky when their sentencing days arrive? View Slideshow: 21 Teachers 2 Hot 4 Students
Justin Bieber may be trying to clean up his act these days, but the Swag Master still has plenty of old legal issues that need to be dealt with. And we’re talking about crimes a lot more serious than egging his neighbor’s house . You may recall that the Biebs took a disastrous trip to Argentina in 2013. In addition to a bizarre incident in which Justin tossed an Argentine flag off stage , he was also accused of sending his bodyguards to beat up a photographer. Bieber was summoned to Argentina to answer for his crimes last year, but he ignored the request, because who wouldn’t? Now, one Buenos Aires judge is pissed, and he’s sent the word out that the Biebs is to be tossed in prison if he ever dares to set foot in South America’s second-largest country. (Thank you, Wikipedia!) TMZ is reporting that a court order has been issued stating that the judge in Bieber’s case considers it “pertinent to order the immediate detention of the accused.” “The accused” in this case, of course, is Justin. The order sounds harsh, but if you’re wondering what sort of authority Argentine police have to pursue Bieber outside of their country, the answer is absolutely none. In other words, Justin is completely safe as long as he doesn’t go back to Argentina. If this were the old Justin, he would probably fly down this weekend just to see what would happen, but the new Justin is probably smart enough to keep his distance. View Slideshow: 25 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched
As you’ve likely heard, Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton’s due date is fast approaching, and naturally, the UK press is going mad with anticipation. Apparently, some media outlets have been receiving official royal updates regarding when they should set up shop outside of St. Mary’s Hospital in London. That’s the location where, for the second time in less than two years, Kate is expected to welcome a newborn who will immediately have more titles than the Khaleesi. Possibly sooner than originally expected, too. Apparently, when Kate’s due date was first revealed several weeks ago, it was said to be April 20. Since then, the date has moved up to April 15, which can only mean one thing – the fall of the British Empire is at hand. We, kid! Don’t worry Canada, you’re still in good hands! In all likelihood, everything is going according to plan and a press secretary for the royals decided to play it safe in case the baby comes a few days early (as babies are wont to do). Still, some of the trashier overseas publications are having a field day with this news: Has Kate scheduled a c-section? Has her hyperemesis gravidarum acted up again, forcing doctors to induce labor? Is “hyperemesis gravidarum” hard to spell? The answers to those questions are “maybe,” “no,” and “you try it.” As far as we can tell, everything is going just fine with Kate and the world just needs to relax. Now go place your bets on the name and sex ! There’s money to be made off this baby! View Slideshow: Kate Middleton: Pregnant in Public!
Khloe Kardashian is running out of time to divorce estranged husband Lamar Odom or a judge will dismiss the filing, according to a surprising new report. As you know if you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and its assorted spinoffs, Khloe has been apart from Lamar for a year and a half. At the same time, she remains technically married, perpetually in a state of flux and emotionally sandbagged by how things ended, yet won’t legally end. Khloe filed in December 2013, in the wake of cheating rumors, a confrontation with one of his various hoes and that bizarre Lamar Odom crack video . The basketball star never responded, however, and has been dragging his feet – while largely AWOL and MIA in life – in pretty much the entire time since. Fast forward to this week, and TMZ confirms that a document was just filed by the court in Khloe’s divorce, telling the reality star to move it or lose it. Unless she files the papers to seal the deal and make the split official, the whole case will be tossed and she’ll still be Mrs. Odom. Sorry, French Montana. View Slideshow: Khloe and Lamar in Happier Times It’s not like Odom can put the brakes on this simply by sitting on his ass (though he’s doing all he can in that regard). Khloe can seek a default judgment. In other words, she can ask a judge to finalize it, arguing that Lamar has had ample time to respond but has not done so. But Khloe has yet to do so. Despite rumors of Khloe and Lamar getting back together , family sources say she simply shelved the divorce because she got sick of thinking about it. She may need to rethink that non-strategy, though. It’s become major baggage, and not just mentally. Khloe and Lamar’s house sold for $5.5 million in 2014. That money, like the legality of their once-treasured union and the state of Khloe’s personal life, is in limbo. No one knows what do make of any of the above. The court wants to resolve the matter one way or the other soon, though. By the end of April, it’s put up or shut up time for Khlomar’s divorce. Stay tuned. Lamar Odom Crack Video
Here’s a solid built, no longer fat, very muscular Jessica Simpson possibly drunk, possibly medicated, possibly just trying to communicate on an empty stomach, or maybe just on speed, diet pills…or whatever… Highlight of this interview, from the perspective of a drunken pervert, is pretty much the entire creepy interview…as she struggles.. But when she says her kid’s dad is her boyfriend, it reminded me of a pre-homosexual Joe selling his kids of for his personal gain, in what was creepy before learning he liked cock… I don’t know where her publicist was, or why they allowed this to happen, but I am glad they did…the only fail is that I’m trying to jerk off to her armpit fat, because it’s practically tit… The post Drunk Jessica Simpson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw Zombieland the other day with a friend who paid for me because I am a whore like that. A few minutes into the movie I decided that I wanted to marry Amber Heard or at least her vagina with my penis, but that may not be because she is all that hot and more because the only way I can sit thru any movie is if I can find a female character I can fantasize about doing dirty things to for pretty much the entire movie, otherwise I get really fucking bored and angry, and between her and Little Miss Sunshine, the compeition was pretty fuckin slim……but here she is in FHM and it turns out that I still want to fuck her….she is going to be the next it girl…
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