JoJo got them titties… Now if only anyone knew who Jojo was… Or more importantly…if only Jojo didn’t have the dumbest fucking childish name because she was a child star grown old….and if only her fans were fucking weirdos who only know her from then. If only…
Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to getting as sleazy as she can to be seen as hot as she can by the people who don’t seem to find her disgusting like me – but instead like to help perpetuate her scam and make her all the money she doesn’t deserve…. That’s my opinion on it, but when you find your angle fucking use that angle until you can’t use it no more because ever bitch from a fat chick to an even fatter chick has a fucking angle…whether it is close up clit pic, or anus pic, it don’t matter – when they find what works…ride it harder than you rode that record exec to get your work visa – trick…
So now that we’ve seen Courtney Stodden ‘s sex tape, I can honestly say for a solo porn video, I was impressed. I hope she decides to do more because she’s hands down the best adult video star out there and could possibly be the next Jenna Jameson. Anyway, here’s everyone’s favorite hot nobody at an art exhibit in Hollywood, but if you ask me, the real artist we should be celebrating here is Courtney’s plastic surgeon. Bravo. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I saw Zombieland the other day with a friend who paid for me because I am a whore like that. A few minutes into the movie I decided that I wanted to marry Amber Heard or at least her vagina with my penis, but that may not be because she is all that hot and more because the only way I can sit thru any movie is if I can find a female character I can fantasize about doing dirty things to for pretty much the entire movie, otherwise I get really fucking bored and angry, and between her and Little Miss Sunshine, the compeition was pretty fuckin slim……but here she is in FHM and it turns out that I still want to fuck her….she is going to be the next it girl…
In case you were curious what Sam Raimi was up to these days, wonder no more because Blizzard Entertainment and Legendary Pictures just signed him to direct the.