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Helen Hunt Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Hunt is an overpaid actress who isn’t hot, but who is definitely old and has probably been jerked off to by people who watched Mad About You, Paul Riser, and other execs who helped give her a career… Seeing her in a bikini on the beach, not really my dream, but it happened, and check out those big old lady tits….exciting…to no one…but weirdos…like you. Maybe you’re more into her daughter Martha Hunt in some bullshit camapaign because she’s got thin model legs…and gets paid…but I guess it’s easy when your mom is Helen Hunt… The post Helen Hunt Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Beyonce Baby Names: What Will They Be?

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beyonce and Jay Z are here to save America, people. While we have many reasons to be very afraid for what lies ahead over the next several months, we also now have one crazy exciting reason to be… well… crazy excited: BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS ! Because we know the stars have a lot to consider and plan for in the weeks ahead, we'd like to offer our assistance in one key area. Using the name of their first child as guidance (we love you, Blue Ivy !), we're here to offer up a handful of suggestions for what Beyonce and Jay Z ought to name their next two kids… 1. White Carnation See? Because Blue is a color and Ivy is a plant? Don’t worry. We have plenty more along these lines from which the couple can choose. 2. Purple Iris In honor of Prince. 3. Pink Dogwood Pink and Blue?!? Come on. It’s too perfect. 4. Yellow Jasmine Actually, we take it back. We may want to use this one for our own children. 5. Red Azalea Hmm… you’re right. This one has probably been ruined by Iggy and Banks. 6. Violet Sage Come on. That one is just beautiful. View Slideshow

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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Growing Up Nicely

Posted on July 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s probably been at least 3 years since you could call Reese Witherspoon a sex symbol without getting laughed at, and I hate to the bearer of bad news here, but it’s going to be another 3 years until you can call her daughter that without getting added to a government watch list. Because according to my sources, Ava Elizabeth Phillippe here is still only 15. So let’s all move it along for now, because if I can barely wait 30 seconds for my burrito to reheat, 3 years is pretty much an eternity. Photos: WENN.com

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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Growing Up Nicely

Posted on July 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s probably been at least 3 years since you could call Reese Witherspoon a sex symbol without getting laughed at, and I hate to the bearer of bad news here, but it’s going to be another 3 years until you can call her daughter that without getting added to a government watch list. Because according to my sources, Ava Elizabeth Phillippe here is still only 15. So let’s all move it along for now, because if I can barely wait 30 seconds for my burrito to reheat, 3 years is pretty much an eternity. Photos: WENN.com

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Amber Heard in a New Movie of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s a new movie coming out about marketing to the masses, because the masses are idiot drones, and it just takes money and a team of people to make the masses fall into the web of lies called Syrup. It stars Amber Heard. I like Amber Heard. Because like the idiot masses and Johnny Depp, who threw away his marriage for a taste of this lesbian pussy, I’m easily manipulated by things that look like Amber Heard. Now if only this movie syrup was about her squirt dripping off my chin…. The other big trailer out today is HANGOVER 3 that assume all you are dying to see….but that I won’t post here because Zach Galfinakis isn’t Amber Heard.

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Amber Heard in a New Movie of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s a new movie coming out about marketing to the masses, because the masses are idiot drones, and it just takes money and a team of people to make the masses fall into the web of lies called Syrup. It stars Amber Heard. I like Amber Heard. Because like the idiot masses and Johnny Depp, who threw away his marriage for a taste of this lesbian pussy, I’m easily manipulated by things that look like Amber Heard. Now if only this movie syrup was about her squirt dripping off my chin…. The other big trailer out today is HANGOVER 3 that assume all you are dying to see….but that I won’t post here because Zach Galfinakis isn’t Amber Heard.

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Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

17 and a half year old Ireland Baldwin, who is at a very crucial 6 months away from being 18, still illegal, but not all that different than who she will be when she is legal, who has probably been having sex since she was 14, and is boy crazy obsessed with her boyfriend, leading me to think they have a lot of sex, you know how rich kids are, just as fucked up as poor gutter kids, just in nicer clothes and living rooms, not actually having to strip to work, but instead getting half naked for the love of it. We blame daddy issues, I blame just wanting to be loved…and I’m loving these pics she’s posting to instagram. They are a sign of what is to come. ALl it took was some good genetics and a daddy who called her a pig on a voicemail leaked to the world when she was coming up. The only thing that freaks me out about her is that she’s 6 foot 2….but I can deal since I’m just lookin at pics and tall chicks all look better in pics…

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Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

17 and a half year old Ireland Baldwin, who is at a very crucial 6 months away from being 18, still illegal, but not all that different than who she will be when she is legal, who has probably been having sex since she was 14, and is boy crazy obsessed with her boyfriend, leading me to think they have a lot of sex, you know how rich kids are, just as fucked up as poor gutter kids, just in nicer clothes and living rooms, not actually having to strip to work, but instead getting half naked for the love of it. We blame daddy issues, I blame just wanting to be loved…and I’m loving these pics she’s posting to instagram. They are a sign of what is to come. ALl it took was some good genetics and a daddy who called her a pig on a voicemail leaked to the world when she was coming up. The only thing that freaks me out about her is that she’s 6 foot 2….but I can deal since I’m just lookin at pics and tall chicks all look better in pics…

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Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood And Hayden Panettiere Are The CMA Highlights

Posted on November 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the 46th Annual CMA Awards were held last night, but I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that. It’s probably been circled on your calendar for months. Anyway, for those of you who missed it, here were the highlights from the country music award show: former American Idol hottie Kellie Pickler ‘s cleavage, Carrie Underwood ‘s cleavage, and Taylor Swift and Hayden Panettiere looking good. Can you believe it’s only 364 days until next year’s CMA Awards? Hang in there. You’ll make it. » view all 40 photos Related Articles: Carrie Underwood Plays Hide-and-go-seek Carrie Underwood Has Come Out Of Hiding Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini Pictures Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures Photos: WENN.com

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Disney’s Star Wars Purchase Promo Video of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Disney bought Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars because George Lucas wasn’t rich enough to begin with…and they are releasing a bunch of new movies for all you Star Wars nerds…but you don’t need me to tell you that…you’ve probably been masturbating to it the last 24 hours…. Here’s a trailer for Episode 7…..it is exactly what you’d expect…. So now all you Star Wars nerds may end up getting slamming your genitals raw into raw…you know grinding that shit off…

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