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Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved… I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy… So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…

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Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Disney’s Star Wars Purchase Promo Video of the Day

Disney bought Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars because George Lucas wasn’t rich enough to begin with…and they are releasing a bunch of new movies for all you Star Wars nerds…but you don’t need me to tell you that…you’ve probably been masturbating to it the last 24 hours…. Here’s a trailer for Episode 7…..it is exactly what you’d expect…. So now all you Star Wars nerds may end up getting slamming your genitals raw into raw…you know grinding that shit off…

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Kristin Cavallari is at the Beach and Not in a Bikini of the Day

Wearing clothes to a beach is like wearing a condom during sex. It’s unfuckin natural. So I don’t know what this Kristin Cavallari chick is doing, other than fuckin’ up the natural life cycle of beaches.

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Kristin Cavallari is at the Beach and Not in a Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham is in her Bikini of the Day

I am slowly dying – and so is Heather Graham’s sex appeal, but before she’s a total sloppy pig, she’s still got a few more years in her, I don’t know if I’m gonna be so lucky, that’s why I am going to pass the fuck out so I can punish myself all over again, and I’ll leave you these pictures to help you while punishing your genitals you pathetic motherfucker. I’ve had enough writing for the weeek.

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Heather Graham is in her Bikini of the Day