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Josephine Skriver Genetically Modified Model of the Day

Josephine Skriver was created in a test tube…her dad some creepy evil homosexual scientist who crafted her to be what she is….with simple genetic modification. She’s in her mid 20s, so the technology on designer babies was primitive, so I expect her to die of cancer at a young age, but I am not a scientist, and maybe she will live to 150 and not age a day….the future is this vagina…. What I know about Josephine Skriver, other than that she’s one of the hotter Victoria’s Secret model thanks to genetic modification, like the produce or livestock that she pretty much is, is that she was shipped off to Victoria’s Secret who probably funded her genius Dad….and they probably owned her like she was a Edward Scissor Hand you wanted to fuck…young Frankenstein. Well she’s slutting out in Nashville where she lives, cuz it’s a hip and cool place for her husband, who took her virginity houses her, and mooches off her, because he’s some pervert who has been linked to other models, a musician who pretty much never was, but he must have a big dick, cuz he manipulates dumb hot models like this into moving to Nashville….where she can play up some Country down to earth, Fuck NYC, aesthetic…doing the whole slutty hitchiker fetish content like this…because we all have slutty hitchiker dreams but rarely is a hitchiker hot and slutty…but toothless and terrifying…which often times works out for the blowjob you force on them as payment…but isn’t as satisfying as this bitch…. The post Josephine Skriver Genetically Modified Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ines the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Ines, that’s all the information I have on her…and as it turns out, I am incapable of finding which INES this is. I have facial recognition blindness, all women look the same to me, and this Ines is not the only Ines to get half naked in slutty photoshoots….because I guess Ines is a common name in France, where being topless, or wet in white panties is common practice…which makes you wonder if the USA is really the land of the free…with their building the wall around TSA agents who are involved in smuggling all the cocaine…because drugs come in from the shipping companies and commercial airlines and not from tunnels under the borders…that’s just where people sneak in for lucrative lives cleaning hotel rooms….. Point being, France…Ines…Tits in some sexy location….hot tits…hot body..Ines is good. Find her. The post Ines the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old… Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story. That said…here are her pics. Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christina Aguilera Nipples of the Day

This is pretty fucking huge….and not because Christina Aguilera is fucking huge…or because her tits are fucking huge thanks to her being fucking huge…and thanks to her breast implants she got before being fucking huge back when she was this tiny little dancing thing…back when I liked her better than Britney because I thought she was hotter, more petite, and amazing…in her push up bra days…. Some X-Tina let’s get Dirty Titty… I am actually surprised that in her old age, she’s not far more slutty than she is, she seems to accept the fact that she’s a fat chick, like she did what she needed to do and made the stupid money and can now just be fat and comfortable and still rich and coddled… It’s an ego thing… I mean..she was pretty hardcore in panties and chaps back in the day….when that wasn’t the norm… So seeing that tit, exciting…but the fact I haven’t seen it everyday before…or her pussy is depressing to me.. So this tit better be a taste of what’s to come…and not the reminder of all the nudity she hasn’t produced as a shameless attention rich person…you know… I KNOW…

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Video Reminder that Kylie Jenner is Not Hot of the Day

Every once in a while, pretty much once a day, every time Kylie Jenner posts, is a friendly reminder that she’s not hot, if anything she looks like a muppet that was stapled together in some weird dude with a weird fetishized version of a white girl with black booty in his creepy basement….before he decided to cut off his motherfucking dick…and change his name to Caitlin…becausae that’s what this family does…they troll so hard, and for some reason the people they are trolling believe in them and buy the bullshit products they are selling…it’s terrifying… Like her dad /mom she’s a fucking mutant designed to make money for the family, or herself and it’s disgusting, shameless…and people like it…so here it is.. The post Video Reminder that Kylie Jenner is Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Here's A Reminder Of Malin Åkerman's Sexiness

We Don’t Need A Reminder, But We’ll Take One… read more

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These New ‘Mockingjay – Part 2′ Posters Will Get You Fired Up

There are only about two months left to go ’til “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2” finally hits theaters and simultaneously does the following to our hearts: warm them, make them race, and then shatter them into 12 million pieces. So, naturally, we’ve been savoring every piece of propaganda little detail parachute-dropped upon us… Read more »

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These New ‘Mockingjay – Part 2′ Posters Will Get You Fired Up

These New ‘Mockingjay – Part 2′ Posters Will Get You Fired Up

There are only about two months left to go ’til “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2” finally hits theaters and simultaneously does the following to our hearts: warm them, make them race, and then shatter them into 12 million pieces. So, naturally, we’ve been savoring every piece of propaganda little detail parachute-dropped upon us… Read more »

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Here’s Why The ‘Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius’ Soundtrack Is Still The Best Of All Time

Here’s the reminder you needed that the “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius” soundtrack was the pinnacle of early ’00s pop.

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Here’s Why The ‘Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius’ Soundtrack Is Still The Best Of All Time

Here’s Why The ‘Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius’ Soundtrack Is Still The Best Of All Time

Here’s the reminder you needed that the “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius” soundtrack was the pinnacle of early ’00s pop.

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Here’s Why The ‘Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius’ Soundtrack Is Still The Best Of All Time