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Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family. I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes. I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Monica Bellucci Old and Nude of the Day

Old Italian guys fucking love Monica Bellucci… If you go to an Italian barber, or to an Italian bakery, or an Italian restaurant….or even if you’re into petty crimes and work with the Italian mob, or find yourself at WWE events or Soccer events, you’ve likely heard and Italian along with saying BRO as every second word mention how hot Monica Bellucci…. I have a theory that Italian guys are momma’s boys and love the idea of fucking their moms, while Monica Bellucci is old enough to be their mom…or maybe they are so disconnected with their culture being American that they think they need to fall in love with the old country…or maybe, just maybe it’s her big tits from the 90s that are no 90 but still tits… Who really knows…so many questions…we don’t need answers for. The post Monica Bellucci Old and Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexandra Daddario in a Swimsuit for the Layover of the Day

Some garbage movie called The Layover is coming out soon, and the promo pic they used to promote Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is a bikini shot with her bikini jacked up her pussy, and I guess that is hot enough…except when you look at her at the premiere with Kate Upton, her co-star…. The girls in the movie, Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario at the premiere looking like fucking school buses, or middle aged moms on their way to a friend’s second marriage….because her husband left her for the babysitter. NEITHER look hot and you can’t look at these pics and think “UGHHH SO HOT”…. You can however look at both of them half naked and think…”big tits i want to suffocate on”…because the thing about fat, thick, big girls..is that I love the idea of suffocating on their tits… The post Alexandra Daddario in a Swimsuit for the Layover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rihanna’s Rockin’ Nipple of the Day

The biggest issue with Rihanna is now that when I promise girls who get naked on the internet for me…that I will make them the next Rihanna…cuz fame hungry girls love the idea of being the next Rihanna….and I love false promises for the spread asshole pics….is that I have to explain to them that I don’t mean I’ll beat the fuck out of them…not that any of these girls mind…the new generation is not like the old generation and it seems like 25 and under..even 30 and under think the idea of throwing down with a dude…even if it means getting fucked up with a broken nose and shit…is either funny or erotic…I don’t know how many times I get asked to mistreat a girl and I’m talking normal fucking girls…cuz it turns them on….but being the gentlemen that I am…limit my S&M to a mild spanking and spitting in their whore faces….I don’t fuck with any of that punching, slapping or chokin’ out…it just makes me feel awkward….something I don’t feel while staring at pics of Rihanna’s nipple on set of a photoshoot…but probably cuz I am lookin at it on my couch and not in the kids section of the library….while babysitting my neighbor’s kid…in efforts to score married chicks who are unhappy at home primarily in the bedroom at home….using me to remind them that their husband isn’t all that bad…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Naked Musical Chairs – Part of the Naked Games Video of the Day

My friend and producer DirtyDeeds is making a series of videos called “Naked Games” that involve innocent childhood games played naked…..genius…. I love the concept, cuz I love nudity, but more importantly I love the idea it gave me to trick girls into getting naked by playing games they feel familiar with, that remind them of their childhood, that are more innocent that saying something like “Come over and choke on my dick while I take pics for my website”….you know fun and adventurous…wholesome…but still fucking naked and wild….and I love all ways to get girls naked…. That said, I will be premiering all the upcoming vids for the “Naked Game Series” brought to you by DirtyDeeds cuz I like them……and believe they have or they can single handedly revolutionize parties everywhere….

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VIDEO: Sherry Vine Parodies “Born This Way”

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Drag Queen Sherry Vine figures out what rhymes with “born” for this parody of Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.” We really love the idea of drag queens going green! Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Feast of Fun Discovery Date : 10/03/2011 00:02 Number of articles : 2

VIDEO: Sherry Vine Parodies “Born This Way”

Gramercy Tavern’s Chef Mike Anthony Talks Truffles, Tomatoes, and the Real Cost of Food

photo: Ellen Silverman When I first started to watch this interview I must admit I was expecting the same old farm to fork lingo that has become such a buzz word in American cuisine lately. And while I love the idea of farm to fork eating, I want it to become more than just a passing trend, but rather, an ongoing way of life. And it appears Chef Anthony feels the same way. This short interview takes the elitism out of locally sourced fine dining in a place that you would never expect it…. Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Ahoy Matey, Shed Of The Year Competition Winner Announced

There is the Pritzker, the Prix de Rome, the RIBA and the AIA awards, and then there is the Shed of the Year prize, honouring the best of this “cornerstone of British culture.” I have had the honour of being a judge three years running, and my top choice never won before. But this year, there was no contest at all, The Lady Sarah Out of Worthing , Southend-on-Sea, Essex Owned by Reg Miller, ran away with the show. I love the idea of sheds because they g… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Shark Night 3D Will Not Be As Much Fun as Notion of Shark Night 3D

You know us. We would love to love the idea of Shark Night 3D , which is gearing up to shoot this summer under director David R. Ellis. Then we remember that Ellis directed the high-concept, low-returns Snakes on a Plane , and the schlocky potential of the title falls away. Still, at least it’s forcing the Discovery Channel to up its game. This is no time to rest on your laurels, Shark Week! [ Deadlne ]

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Ian Somerhalder Justifies His Bad-Boy Ways On ‘The Vampire Diaries’

‘Damon has his reasons and truly believes what he is doing is right,’ he says.

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