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Irina Shayk is Mesmerizing

I always struggle coming up with things to say about Irina Shayk because she so damn hot and her eyes are mesmerizing that it’s like she sucks the soul right out of me. That’s what these Russian chicks do. I swear the government needs to crack down on them.                  

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Irina Shayk is Mesmerizing

Candice Swanepoel In A Swimsuit Is Worth Buying

I’ve just learned that Candice Swanepoel has her own swimsuit line and this is obviously a natural progression any hottie online will do. However, I think Candice can sell tons of these because she’s super hot and I’d even buy one to use as a mini blanket next to me in bed. I’d pay more if it was worn by her.          

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Rachel Bilson Is Still A Little Cutie

Here are some more pictures of cutie Rachel Bilson walking around in her little dress on her way to that Chelsea Handler chick’s show. I got a little excited when I first saw these because I thought that the sun was hitting her dress in just the right way that I might be able to see through it… It’s not and I can’t. What a let down, I’m blaming it on global warming. She’s still hot though. Call me. more pictures of Rachel Bilson here

Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much…. Pics via Fame

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Bar Refaeli’s Nipples in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

This picture is the reason I have a 70s Swedish Erotic Film fetish. Sure Bar Refaeli is Israeli and not from the 70s, but the bathing suit she is wearing reminds me of it.

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Stephanie Pratt Does Maxim of the Day

This is unfortunate. The only good thing about this is that it may be the nail in the coffin Maxim needs to be finally buried. Seriously, getting Stephanie Pratt, a serious nobody’s sister to do a photoshoot, is some seriously fucking hanging on for dear life situation, because they either can’t afford or are too irrelevant to get real celebrities….

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Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Leg of the Day

I am only posting these because I like standing at the bottom of stairs where girls who are dressed trendy in little skirts walk down because a good percentage of the time, you see pussy or at least pussy in panty and shit is almost exciting, even if the pussy or panty covered pussy you see belongs to a fat chick.

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