Until recently, the most cringe-inducing thing I had read in quite some time was The Onion’s new, spot-on article, “Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software” (“Norgren, whose script ideas were literally too sad to print here, said he likes films with smart dialogue and characters who overcome obstacles”). Then, I stumbled across the website The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin .
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