I knew it was just a matter of time before I’d catch Blake Lively cheating on me with some guy in a tuxedo, girls are so predictable, but I didn’t know it was going to hurt so much. Here she is in her sexy lacy evening gown showing off the cleavage that I love so much. It’s like a dagger in my heart. At least I’ll always have fond memories of our time together. That time we took a bath together was magical and very expensive. Who knew water could do some much damage to a laptop.
