Katy Perry has worn some pretty sexy, revealing and slutty outfits over the years, and I love her for it, but this is not one of them. Here she is at some KIISFM party the other day in a lacy dress, not lacy like sexy lingerie lacy, but lacy like grandma’s sunday church dress lacy. My penis is not enjoying this crap at all. Sure she’s a hot piece of ass, but Katy Perry without her hipster boobs falling out is like tonic without gin, who the hell wants that?
