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Katy Perry’s Cleavage Lets Me Down

I really find it annoying now when Katy Perry goes out on the town in something that’s not made out of rubber or latex or spandex and that doesn’t show off her amazing hipster boobs. I guess I’ve just become so accustomed to it that when it doesn’t happen it’s a let down. Here she is at some event the other night is a dress that kinda looks like grandma’s curtains. She still looks alright, but I can barely see the money makers in that thing, let the girls out. What a let down.

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Is Missing

Katy Perry has worn some pretty sexy, revealing and slutty outfits over the years, and I love her for it, but this is not one of them. Here she is at some KIISFM party the other day in a lacy dress, not lacy like sexy lingerie lacy, but lacy like grandma’s sunday church dress lacy. My penis is not enjoying this crap at all. Sure she’s a hot piece of ass, but Katy Perry without her hipster boobs falling out is like tonic without gin, who the hell wants that?

Record-Breaking House of Cards

This man constructed a replica of The Venetian Macau using playing cards. Looks like grandma is going to have to step up her jigsaw puzzle game. View