I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.