I knew that this Sara Jean Underwood chick was my kind of girl, we’re perfect for each other, not only does she have a banging body, but she likes to knock back a few beers while hanging out with her hot friends. That’s amazing, because I like to drink beers and hang out with her hot friends. No really, how can we make this happen? Let me know, I’ll shower twice that day so I don’t have that weird basement smell everyone talks about. Call me.
