Hilary Duff is still pregnant with another man’s child, and I’m still not pleased about it. Not because of the baby, I would raise that thing as my own, teaching it to blog about funbags at a very young age, but because now her body is going to be all stretch out and weird looking. Even skinny chicks after they have a baby get that weird extra loose belly skin. It’s creepy. I guess she’s a celebrity, so as part of her birthing package they’ll probably throw in a tummy tuck. Crisis averted. What do they do with the extra skin and is it illegal to have it made into a wallet?
