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Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day

Shailene Woodley looks like a lesbian. She is not hot. I don’t know if she was ever hot. I just know that if you want to be a successful actor you don’t really need to be hot, at least based on all the successful actors before her, but I would be happier if you did have to be hot, because at least that would justify your million dollar lifestyle.. All this to say, I don’t believe uglies should make it in this world…and I find Shailene Woodley pretty ugly…even when topless, which amazes me because if you saw the shit I’ve put my dick in when it was topless, just because it was topless, you’d probably throw the fuck up…making me think that maybe I just don’t like her lesbian haircut. The post Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day

Shailene Woodley looks like a lesbian. She is not hot. I don’t know if she was ever hot. I just know that if you want to be a successful actor you don’t really need to be hot, at least based on all the successful actors before her, but I would be happier if you did have to be hot, because at least that would justify your million dollar lifestyle.. All this to say, I don’t believe uglies should make it in this world…and I find Shailene Woodley pretty ugly…even when topless, which amazes me because if you saw the shit I’ve put my dick in when it was topless, just because it was topless, you’d probably throw the fuck up…making me think that maybe I just don’t like her lesbian haircut. The post Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz, Because She’s Hot

Here’s my newest crush Nicola Peltz at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards over the weekend, showing why I’ve become such a big fan of hers these days: because she’s really hot. What were you expecting me to say, because she’s a talented actress or because we have so much in common? C’mon, you should know me better than that by now. I only care about the important stuff. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Winslet Looks Like Fun

Thanks to this stupid Divergent movie, we’ve been seeing more of Kate Winslet than usual lately, and you know what? I’m kinda digging it. Sure, Kate isn’t exactly the hottest MILF in Hollywood, but she’s got a pretty solid set of funbags , and best of all, she looks like she’d be a lot of fun. I mean, just look at her trying to sign Shailene Woodley ‘s cans and give her a big hug on the London red carpet. Those are pretty much the exact same moves I’d try to pull, only I’d probably throw a booty squeeze in there for good measure. But who knows, maybe Kate saved that one for the after-party. Either way, she’s a hottie after my own heart. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hilary Duff’s Ever Expanding Hotness

Hilary Duff is still pregnant with another man’s child, and I’m still not pleased about it. Not because of the baby, I would raise that thing as my own, teaching it to blog about funbags at a very young age, but because now her body is going to be all stretch out and weird looking. Even skinny chicks after they have a baby get that weird extra loose belly skin. It’s creepy. I guess she’s a celebrity, so as part of her birthing package they’ll probably throw in a tummy tuck. Crisis averted. What do they do with the extra skin and is it illegal to have it made into a wallet?