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Katie Holmes Old Scary Face of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am always amazed when I look at Katie Holmes and see what looks like a 50 year old mom…her hard battered face that has seen some shit and escaped that shit…and by shit I mean Scientology…something that is very secretive and that leverages your secrets so that you never leave them and keep giving them money…even if the overall lessons of Scientology are to work out, look good and be positive…the backend of it is apparently evil…not that I know anything about scientology, I am just basing it all off of her face… That said, I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, because I have a penis…and I found that shit to cater to people who don’t have penis….I did like the one nude scene she did where she was dead and underwater while naked…because it make me question my love for tits being so deep rooted that I’d jerk off to a dead bitch…because TITS… Well now, she just looks like old melting face pile of shit…and for some reason I was compelled to pot this…a reason I don’t know because I generally avoid the over 30 crowd… The post Katie Holmes Old Scary Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke must be pushing 50 by now, and I don’t mean pushing 50 kids out of her pussy, I think she’s closer to around 5, I mean pushing 50 in age, old as fuck…but still rocking a hot body…because I guess when you’re a 90s Playboy chick, turned Wild On host, Turned first season of Dancing with the Stars winner, you have a commitment to your fans, who are probably some of the weirdest people in the world, because honestly, even if you were into her on Wild On, you’ve gone on with your life and forgotten her…so the people still around…are the kind of weirdo people you probably chatted with in chatrooms when chatrooms were a thing and not facebook…..you know sad, possibly disabled…freaks.. Either way, she’s doing a photoshoot, and her mom pussy is covered up so you can focus on her low estrogen thanks to menopause abs from working out all day…which aren’t so bad if there isn’t a younger girl around to stare at…you know the kind of mom on the resort vacation with the “girls” who you try to fuck because the rest of her friends never recovered from the baby weight due to cake… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs… So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to. The post Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day

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Shailene Woodley looks like a lesbian. She is not hot. I don’t know if she was ever hot. I just know that if you want to be a successful actor you don’t really need to be hot, at least based on all the successful actors before her, but I would be happier if you did have to be hot, because at least that would justify your million dollar lifestyle.. All this to say, I don’t believe uglies should make it in this world…and I find Shailene Woodley pretty ugly…even when topless, which amazes me because if you saw the shit I’ve put my dick in when it was topless, just because it was topless, you’d probably throw the fuck up…making me think that maybe I just don’t like her lesbian haircut. The post Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shailene Woodley looks like a lesbian. She is not hot. I don’t know if she was ever hot. I just know that if you want to be a successful actor you don’t really need to be hot, at least based on all the successful actors before her, but I would be happier if you did have to be hot, because at least that would justify your million dollar lifestyle.. All this to say, I don’t believe uglies should make it in this world…and I find Shailene Woodley pretty ugly…even when topless, which amazes me because if you saw the shit I’ve put my dick in when it was topless, just because it was topless, you’d probably throw the fuck up…making me think that maybe I just don’t like her lesbian haircut. The post Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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