Does anyone know who this Candace Bailey chick is and how can I get in touch with her? I’d like to ask her out on a date. Not a real date, I’m a blogger, but an internet date where we chat for hours on Twitter until she sends me naked pictures of herself and I fall asleep on the couch with a smile on my face. Any chick who likes to play that stupid velcro ball game and drink beers in her bikini is my kind of woman. Call me.
