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Kelly Brook Pumps It Good

Posted on September 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve got some pretty great news for you perverts today: according to my sources, Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers broke up. Which means there’s hope for us yet. 0.00001%, but hey, it’s still better than nothing. Anyway, that probably explains why Kelly was busting out the other day and here she is continuing the celebration with some killer gas station modeling. But I think I know what’ll really help Kelly get over the breakup: a rebound with someone who’s the complete opposite of her ex. So pasty, unfamous, and out-of-shape — I’m perfect! » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar Preview

Posted on September 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’m sure now that you’ve seen Kelly Brook ‘s 2015 calendar preview, you’re all searching the web, trying to find where to pre-ordering a copy. Good news. If you wait a few more months, someone will scan and upload it online for you to print and hang on your wall. That’s what I’ve done in the previous years, but ever since I ran out of printer ink, I’ve been too cheap to replace it.             Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar Preview

Posted on September 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’m sure now that you’ve seen Kelly Brook ‘s 2015 calendar preview, you’re all searching the web, trying to find where to pre-ordering a copy. Good news. If you wait a few more months, someone will scan and upload it online for you to print and hang on your wall. That’s what I’ve done in the previous years, but ever since I ran out of printer ink, I’ve been too cheap to replace it.             Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook’s Fiance Is Bad News!

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

For anybody wondering why I keep calling Kelly Brook ‘s fiance such a bad influence , it’s not just because I’m jealous (although I am). It’s because of pictures like this. I mean, I don’t remember Kelly’s booty looking anywhere near this chunky when she was single, and it’s disappointing, considering she’s always been one of my favorite busty Brits. So I’d like to give Kelly a free year on the official Tuna exercise program as a wedding present. It involves doing bikini squats for the paps and 30-45 seconds of intense aerobic activity with yours truly 3 times a week. And I personally guarantee she’ll drop some of that weight after only the first 2 weeks — and by that I mean her fiance, obviously. The sooner we start, the better. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook Does Manic Magazine

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I forget whether Kelly Brook ‘s still with that meathead dude of hers or not. All I know is she’s not with yours truly, and that’s a damn shame. Because if anyone knows how to appreciate Kelly, it’s me. I’ve been doing it for years now! In fact, I might go appreciate her a few more times later this afternoon thanks to these super-hot lingerie pictures in the latest issue of Manic Magazine . Oh well, here’s hoping she finally comes around eventually. And until then, enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Does Manic Magazine

I forget whether Kelly Brook ‘s still with that meathead dude of hers or not. All I know is she’s not with yours truly, and that’s a damn shame. Because if anyone knows how to appreciate Kelly, it’s me. I’ve been doing it for years now! In fact, I might go appreciate her a few more times later this afternoon thanks to these super-hot lingerie pictures in the latest issue of Manic Magazine . Oh well, here’s hoping she finally comes around eventually. And until then, enjoy.

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