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Micaela Schaefer Forgot Halloween Is In October

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

OK, so usually I like it when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody Micaela Schaefer shows up in nothing but body paint and a thong to “celebrate” whatever random holiday is coming up next on the calendar. But I’m sorry, all these extra painted-on eyes are seriously freaking me out. Are we sure Micaela knows it’s Valentine’s Day this Sunday, and not Halloween? Oh well. At least on the plus side, I’m sure this makes it a whole lot easier to look Micaela in the eyes when she’s talking to you… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Forgot To Dress To Please

Posted on February 4, 2016 by admin2

Here’s Germany’s #1 greatest tourist attraction Micaela Schaefer at the Zoolander 2 premiere in Berlin, and I know it’s a fancy movie premiere and all that, but I have to say, I’m a little disappointed in Micaela’s choice of outfit here. Where’s the lingerie , or the body paint ? I mean, I guess maybe the dress code said black tie, but in that case, why not wear some of those classy black censored bars instead? Those go with everything. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Goes Hairless For Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Normally, I’m a big fan of Micaela Schaefer ‘s holiday “outfits” , but I’m not so sure about this latest one. And no, I don’t mean because of the bald cap — I’m sure that’s doing the trick for at least some of you perverts out there. I mean the fact that she’s wearing entirely too much body paint for this skeleton costume. What happened to a couple tiny pumpkin pasties and calling it a day? Or better yet, nothing but a pair of those black, censored bars. Now that’d be really scary. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Gets Topless For Men’s Underwear

Posted on October 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

No, this is not Micaela Schaefer ‘s first ever gang bang porn video, it’s her showcasing some brand of men’s underwear. Obviously, I had to blur out her amazingly stupid funbags because advertisers in the USA have pickles up their a$$es, but if you really want to see them, it’s not hard. Just do a Google search. Enjoy.               Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Gets In The Valentine’s Day Spirit

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Valentine’s Day is still a few days away, but I’m not gonna lie, I was already starting to get burnt out from all the hearts and engagement ring ads everywhere. That is, until my favorite best-dressed nobody  Micaela Schaefer showed up for a very special Valentine’s Day shoot wearing nothing but body paint and reminded me what the holiday’s really about: spending quality time with that special someone you love and care about. And thanks to Micaela, it looks like me and the Little Tuna are going to have a pretty great day together. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Gets Raped By Two Bears

Posted on February 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

So, uh, I’m kind of at a loss for how to explain these latest pictures of  Micaela Schaefer , other than to say I’m betting seeing her groped by these dead-eyed bears is going to give one or two of you perverts an instant pants fire and give the rest of us nightmares. According to my sources, this is a “Berlinale-themed photoshoot,” although if you ask me, it’s just further proof that Micaela’s hands-down the best-dressed nobody of all-time. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer In The Greatest Photoshoot Of All-time

Posted on November 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve never seen an actual Micaela Schaefer photoshoot, but I’m so glad that she decided to get behind a professional camera and produce this masterpiece. This is the greatest set of pictures I’ve ever seen! Now I apologize for having to block out the good parts, but because we live a prude society, the few advertisers I do have would kick me off their networks. Anyway, whoever thought of this pic is a creative genius!                   Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer In The Greatest Photoshoot Of All-time

Posted on November 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve never seen an actual Micaela Schaefer photoshoot, but I’m so glad that she decided to get behind a professional camera and produce this masterpiece. This is the greatest set of pictures I’ve ever seen! Now I apologize for having to block out the good parts, but because we live a prude society, the few advertisers I do have would kick me off their networks. Anyway, whoever thought of this pic is a creative genius!                   Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Oktoberfest

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer posing in one of my favorite outfits of hers. And no, I’m not talking about lederhosen (mostly because I don’t actually know what those are), I meant that black censored bar. Anyway, in case you couldn’t tell, Micaela and her pals are celebrating Oktoberfest with this shoot, which I always thought was just a beer and sausage party. But if you ask me, I think adding topless women is a serious improvement to any annual tradition. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer’s Ice Bucket Challenge Is Awesome

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Yesterday, we posted Luci Ford’s most awesome ice bucket challenge and today we have the best dressed celebrity of all time Micaela Schaefer taking part in this great cause! It might not be as hot as Luci’s, but the girl definitely stepped it up to another level. Good Job!                 Continue reading →

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