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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed Of All-time

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

In case anybody out there was still wondering why I call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, A) it sounds like you’ve got an even worse attention span than I do and B) what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got distracted by all this ridiculous cleavage. So, uh, anyway, here’s Micaela at some fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week putting on one hell of a show of her own. And I just hope all the other hotties out there were paying attention, because I’d love to see this outfit become the latest hot nobody fashion trend. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Because I Like Her Soccer Balls

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s everyone’s favorite “author” Micaela Schaefer at the SexySoccer2014 football match showing her support for team Germany. Obviously, I’m all about Team USA, but I would probably change allegiance for just one evening with those funbags. Sorry, I’m a very weak man. On another note, if you are into German webcam chicks, check out the site that is written on her arm. Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Because I Like Her Soccer Balls

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s everyone’s favorite “author” Micaela Schaefer at the SexySoccer2014 football match showing her support for team Germany. Obviously, I’m all about Team USA, but I would probably change allegiance for just one evening with those funbags. Sorry, I’m a very weak man. On another note, if you are into German webcam chicks, check out the site that is written on her arm. Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Gropes Rihanna’s Boob

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I think we officially have a new contender for the site’s weirdest lesbian fantasy yet, because here’s my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting handsy with a wax statue of Rihanna for the grand opening of some new Planet Hollywood in Germany. So sorry for anybody who saw that headline and got excited for the real thing, but if I know my readers, I’m sure there’s at least a couple of you perverts out there who this is still working for. Enjoy, weirdos. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed!

Posted on June 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve never cared much about soccer, so I can’t say I’ve been getting too excited about the World Cup coming up. But leave it to my favorite best-dressed nobody to change that. Because here’s Micaela Schaefer in a soccer-themed photoshoot in Germany making me break out that dreaded black bar again. She’s got a few more layers on than normal though, I guess it must be a little chilly there. Still, all I know is, I’d definitely watch a whole lot more soccer if they had more cheerleaders like Micaela here. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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