Even though Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran these days, she remains committed to her career as a sex worker. We know  Farrah is returning to Teen Mom , but let’s be honest – T&A will always be her bread and butter. Farrah is a stripper , a  porn sex tape star, and, of course, an “erotic novelist.” Farrah’s Celebrity Sex Tape books didn’t quite develop into the overnight Fifty Shades-style sensation that she was anticipating, so now she’s hocking the books with a laughable commercial that’s been making the rounds online: Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape Commercial Yes, Farrah is “a New York Times best-selling author,” but her books haven’t been flying off the shelf the way she expected them to. She’s stated that her trilogy is “way better than Fifty Shades of Grey,” so she must be baffled by the fact that she has yet to be offered a lucrative movie deal. Farrah is clearly pulling out all the stops, but we doubt this cheesy trailer will help her move many copies, especially considering there’s no skin in the clip whatsoever. Sex is used to sell everything from cars to soft drinks these days, but for some reason, when Farrah is trying to pique the public’s interest in a trilogy of sex novels, she gives us a chaste 30 seconds of glitter and R&B. Looks like Farrah’s choice of publicist is almost as regrettable as her taste in lip implants . 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over View Photo Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image View Photo Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF View Photo A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo View Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen View Photo Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face View Photo Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl View Photo Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants View Photo Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham Naked View Photo Come hither? Please, please no … 22. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 23. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 24. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Pic View Photo This photo of Farrah Abraham in a swimsuit might be hot in an alternate universe, but she basically looks like a mannequin. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 26. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. 27. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. The End. Did you like 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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