Do you need a vacation? Tecmo’s got just the game for you. In Dead or Alive Paradise , you’re invited to take the fun, surf, and sand of New Zack Island with you anywhere. That includes buses, airports, and family outings! Just in case you’ve been clamoring for some fun at the slots and plenty of bonding with the lovely ladies of Dead or Alive (when they’re not performing plastic surgery with their fists and feet), then Paul Semel’s got the scoop for you: “Then there’s volleyball, which is the highlight of Paradise (though “highlight” is obviously a relative term). While it is fun, and there’s more to it than just hitting one button to hit the ball back — you can actually block, pass, spike, or make your teammate do the blockin’, passin’, and spikin’ — it’s still shallow when compared to other volleyball video games. Y’know, like the ones in Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball and Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2 . Though since you can only play volleyball with one of the women you’ve befriended, the whole affair is sullied by having to do the creepy gifting thing.” Wait, what? What does Paul mean by “‘highlight’ is obviously a relative term?” You’ll have to click here to find out !
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Review: Dead or Alive Paradise
