Charlie Sheen has officially checked into a rehab facility, despite claiming he’s fine and referring to all of us as a ” bunch of turds .” But information about the actor’s 36-hour rager is still leaking out, as porn star K-Fed’s former babysitter sat down with E! News over the weekend and went into detail about the evening she spent with the troubled moron. Kacey Jordan on Charlie Sheen Among the revelations shared by Kacey Jordan in the interview: She witnessed Sheen smoking cocaine for hours. The two had “quick sex.” He cut her a $30,000 check and said she was the “missing puzzle piece” for his ” porn family .” Sheen is “a very nice and polite guy” and he told her he has “porcelain teeth” due to drug abuse. Around 3 a.m.,
