Ke$ha: I Eye-Banged Johnny Depp!

Ke$ha is on record: she would totally have sex with Justin Bieber . And now she’s also on record: the singer has had sex with Johnny Depp! Via her eyeballs, that is. Wait… WHAT?!? The 26-year-old singer told Metro U.K. that she “and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy… We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex.” Oh, well, okay then. We’d be taken aback by this statement, but it’s Ke$ha. She says she once slept with a ghost . And we assume not merely with her eyeballs because, come on, people. Ghosts don’t have eyeballs.

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Ke$ha: I Eye-Banged Johnny Depp!

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