Kyle Boller has been an ineffective starting quarterback in the NFL, with a career passer rating of 70.6 Carrie Prejean, meanwhile, has been an ineffective Christian role model, with a history of nude photos, sex tapes and bold-faced lies that have exploited the popular religion for personal fame and fortune. In other words: these two are perfect for each other! Prejean and Boller got engaged over the weekend, as the failed QB proposed to the dethroned beauty queen in her hometown of San Diego. This is great news for Carrie: Once the wedding takes place, she can finally have sex. Kyle Boller failed as a quarterback due to poor on-field decision making. Looks like he has the same problem away from the gridiron.
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Kyle Boller and Carrie Prejean: Engaged!