Michael Douglas Cancer: Caused by Cunnilingus?!?

Michael Douglas is 68 years old and is married to a gorgeous 43-year old. And now we know why. In a very revealing interview with The Guardian , the veteran actor touched on a number of topics, including his 2010 throat cancer diagnosis . “Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus,” Douglas told the newspaper. Wait… WHAT?!? “From cunnilingus,” the star repeated. “I mean, I did worry if the stress caused by my son’s incarceration didn’t help trigger it. But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer…. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.” As for the Oscar winner’s current state of health. It’s “good,” he says, adding: “I have to check in regularly – now it’s every six months – but I’m more than two years clear. And with this kind of cancer, 95% of the time it doesn’t come back.” No. Not apparently, unless Douglas himself goes back to Catherine Zeta-Jones for seconds and thirds and fourths…

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