The Real Housewives of Atlanta had Kenya declaring that “He’s Stalking, I’m Walking.” We recap all of the weirdness in our THG +/- review. I don’t know if Walter was actually stalking but if I were her I’d be running in the opposite direction because after what we learned tonight, their relationship makes even less sense. So Kenya and Walter weren’t having sex?!? Really? Miss USA swears that after months of dating and even sharing a room on vacation she never witnessed him once, um…standing at attention. Then why was she so gung ho to marry him? Did she think things were going to get better if she got a ring? Minus 20 . These two are even weirder than I originally thought. Walter’s explanation for the lack of sex makes me think even less of him. He tells the boys that Kenya was too old for him. According to Walter, “I like my women like I like my rims. 22s, 24s, 26s.” What a jackass. Minus 18. But Walter’s made friends with all of the boys. Or at least they invite him to all of their parties in the hopes of watching Kenya explode. Minus 11. I think the boys may enjoy the drama even more than the girls. Walter shows up at Kandi’s housewarming party with a much younger date on his arm. Then he dumps her in a chair to go spend time with the boys. Did I mention I thought he was a jackass? And who invited Walter in the first place? Todd? Phaedra? Has anyone else noticed that Walter seems to want to spend more time with Kordell than with his supposed dates? Just an observation. Speaking of Kordell, he didn’t seem over the moon when he thought that Porsha might be pregnant. And she was quickly brought to tears by his rant that she had to choose whether she wanted a career or a baby. Minus 10. No nannies for Porsha. But as controlling as Kordell is, sometimes I wonder if Porsha needs that in her life. Admittedly when she asked him, “So I need to pee for two whole minutes?” I laughed out loud. Plus 13. Comedy aside, should anyone that dumb be in charge of raising children? Getting back to Kenya for a minute, did you see Porsha’s face when Kenya told her she needed to dress as Halle Berry from the movie BAPS. Isn’t that the one where she wears that really tacky, vinyl orange cat suit. Plus 15 . That’s hysterical…and downright mean. It’s OK for Kenya to give her guests suggestions for her costume party but telling them what they must wear is kind of rude. Minus 10 . Of course the rest of her picks were pretty good. Cynthia will make a great Diana Ross. Phaedra and Eartha Kitt are the perfect match. But when she said she wanted Kandi to come as Tina Turner from the movie did she mean Angela Bassett playing Tina Turner? Once again, Nene Leakes looked like the sanest and most successful Housewife of the bunch. Who would have guessed that? Episode total = -41! Season total = -348!
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap – Kenya’s Amusement Park
