The Real Housewives of New Jersey made their way to the Dominican Republic’s Punta Cana this week with one question on their minds. Can’t we all just get along? What are the odds of that? Let’s find out in our +/- recap! Have you ever noticed how incredibly blinged out Teresa’s phone is? Plus 5 because I don’t think you could fit one more sparkle, sequin, or rhinestone and still be able to speak. But the trip really starts off with the packing. Seriously, they’re going away for four days and Teresa has nine bags. And I’ve never seen so much leopard print luggage in my life. Apparently it’s a hot item in Jersey. Plus 8 to Lauren who points out that if sharks are attracted to shiny objects, Teresa and Melissa are shark bait. That could put a quick end to this vacation. There were so many things that made me ill in this episode it’s hard to count them all … but here goes. Did Joe Guidice, Richie, Albie, and Chris really have to jump out of the vehicles to pee on the side of the road? As if TV doesn’t make Jersey look trashy enough, these idiots have to prove it to the Dominican Republic. Minus 10 . Apparently they needed their Mommies to ask them if they had to go before they left the airport. Which was worse? Watching Joe Gorga sniff Melissa’s bikini bottoms or listening to Joe Guidice complain about how his wife’s menstrual cycle was going to ruin vacation sex? Minus 20 because I almost turned off the TV. Then we got to watch Teresa have her own little bikini fashion show. Talk about needing to be the center of attention.
