I don’t normally post pictures of any of the old birds from those Real Housewives reality shows, they’re ancient and bitchy, but I thought I’d make an exception this one time. Here’s someone called Adriana De Moura posing all sexy-like on top of a piano in a tight bathing suit type thingy. I like it. I don’t know anything about her, but she’s got a couple of nice big talents I could really wrap my face around. Call me.
