I’ve always had a thing for Alyssa Milano . Let me rephrase that. I use to have a thing for Alyssa Milano and then she got herself knocked up. I could handle her breasts getting bigger and a cute little beer belly beginning to form, but this is just disgusting. Don’t send me emails, I know that a pregnant woman is supposed to be a beautiful natural thing and all that, but I just can’t handle it. She looks like an old gym teacher I had who used to find excuses to watched us take showers after class. Nobody drowns in a damn shower buddy!!!
