I think I’d better start learning Russian. For one, maybe it could get me a job in the Trump administration, and two, then I can finally write love notes to my latest Russian Insta-hottie find: Anya Vishnevskaya . So far I’m stuck on how to say “Will you marry and then divorce me for a green card?” and “Bloggers are very rich and famous in America.” Little help, anyone?
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Anya Vishnevskaya Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride
