Ashley Benson reminds us that if you’re a bit of a thick girl, who actual thick girls will be offended you call thick, because this bitch ain’t thick, and thick is a status thing, for some reason, a reason I called it costs a lot of money to eat all that pizza… So maybe a better word to describe her is sloppy… Either way, big girls, sloppy girls, rocking loose fitting pants, just makes them look like a 40 year old School teacher in the 80s… It doesn’t make them look like something I want to bury my face in, like I would normally feel about Benson and her 20 lbs of overweight I normally embrace due to her tits… Right….. If she was in leggings, spanx, a tight dress, tight jeans…she’s look less like a mom, and more like a latina on her way to be J.Lo’s backup dancer… But instead she went with White Mom on the way to a job interview at walmart… Weird…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson in Some “Dope” Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ashley Benson in Some “Dope” Pants of the Day
