When I first heard the name Beatrice Chirita , I thought it was a brand of bananas, but I was wrong. Turns out Beatrice is a super hot Romanian model who may or may not be a mail order bride. I haven’t checked this months catalog. Anyway, all I know, is that I’d be willing to invest my mother’s retirement savings to own her as my wife, so if she reads this and is interested, hit me up on Twitter.
