Normally I like my Candice Swanepoel pictures in color and filled with all kinds bikinis shots and cleavage shots and all that goodness, but I’ll take a few artsy fashion shots if it will make her happy. If I take some black and white artsy shots of my genitals and sent them to her twitter account do you think she’ll spend as much time looking at them as I did looking at this boring garbage? I didn’t think so. I’m sending them anyway.
