Cara Santana’s Bikini Pictures Make Me Very Upset

I’m not sure if you guys follow me on Twitter, but if you do you’d know that Cara Santana and I are dating. If you don’t believe me, I have the Tweet to prove it . Unfortunately, it’s not a monogamous relationship since she’s also dating some dude who was on Desperate Housewives. Turns out he’s better looking than I am, more successful than I am and is the one who actually gets to spend time with her while she prances around in a bikini. That said, I think all three of us are going to have to sit down and figure out an arrangement. Now that I got that off my chest, let’s pretend Jesse isn’t in these photos and admire my Boo. Enjoy.

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