Here’s that chick, Crystal Harris , who was supposed to marry Playboy boss Hugh Hefner but decided that old wrinkly penis wasn’t her cup of tea and ditch him just days before their planned wedding. Nice. Of course she was considerate enough to wait until the old guy put her the cover introducing her as the next Mrs Hefner. Girls are the worst. Not that it affects me in anyway, I’m just glad she’s here with her breasts hanging out. I can’t believe she’s only twenty-five years old, I was going to say she’s looking pretty good, but that’s back when I thought she was in her forties. What the hell lady? I guess all those years with the old man really age a woman. Poor thing.
