Here’s Emily Ratajkowski showcasing her super amazing body at the Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards and that’s about it because the second this girl smiles, it makes me wonder how in the world did she become a top model? Don’t get me wrong, Emily is hotter than any girl I’ve ever brought home to my mom’s basement, which just proves how pathetic my life is, but I’m just trying to make sense of her mass appeal. Now before you press send on that email you’re writing me about how fat I am and that I’ve probably never been laid. Let me tell you, I once put the tip in and I lasted 3 seconds. So there!