The first week of 2011 brings with a crop of DVD and Blu-ray releases ranging from TV box sets to reissues of cult classics on Blu-ray, to abog-budget Hollywood throwback movie that promised Lindsay Lohan but delivered a body double, Robert Rodriguez ‘s rackatastic retro revenge flick Machete . But we’ll still tell you where all the skin is. Machete Nude on DVD and Blu-ray, T&A-listers Nude on DVD Lindsay Lohan , Jessica Alba , and Michelle Rodriguez star in Machete . Jessica and Michelle keep their good parts covered and Lindsay uses a body double for her topless threesome with Alicia Rachel Marek 55 minutes in. But in the next scene, we do get a partial look at Lindsay’s lo-mams through her hair when she wakes up naked. And costar Mayra Leal picks us the slack with rack and crack, showing awesome T&A three minutes into the movie. But a body double, Lindsay? That’s ma-shitty. El Mariachi/ Desperado Also nude on DVD, the skinsational Salma Hayek stars in another Robert Rodriguez flick, Desperado , paired on a Blu-ray double feature with his previous film El Mariachi . If you’re desperate-o to see dairybombs, fast forward to the one hour, eleven minute mark when Salma shows sacks and seat meat getting nailed by Antonio Banderas . That will have you beating your pi
