I used to think that little person Hayden Panettiere was pretty cute, that is until she got herself a little boy haircut that reminds me of my nephew who’s about six years old now. What the hell? Unless she’s auditioning for the role of Kevin McCallister in a Home Alone remake, this sh#t is just inappropriate. I know she’s dating a giant beast of a man and I probably shouldn’t say crap like that, but in the interest of journalism, I would be upset with myself if I didn’t make a lame joke like “Dude, do you have a sister?” Ugh, this is what I do for a living?
