Here’s Hilary Duff giving her friend an innocent little peck on the cheek at the Coachella music festival over the weekend. At least it looks innocent enough, but this is just a gateway kiss. This is how these things start, with a playful friendly kiss between friends posted on your Twitter page, then a threeway with your hockey player douche and before you know it you’re leg wrestling Tila Tequila at a Señor Frog’s for rent money. Don’t forget to post pictures of that last part. Call me.
