Obviously I have no chance of ever getting my hands on this Selena Gomez hottie, at least not without being ready to take a severe beating and probably some jail time, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to enjoy this bikini shot to it’s fullest. Sure I can’t afford a $10.8 million home to bang her in, like that Bieber son of a bitch, but thanks to the magic of Twitter I get to feel like I’m lying next to her while she suns her hot little booty. Do you need some lotion princess? I happen to have some right next to me.
