Here’s Irina Shayk looking drop dead gorgeous at some event the other night. I’m acting like I’m surprised that she looks this good, she’s model, of course she looks good. I’m in love with those lips. Anyhow, I’m willing to overlook the fact that she had sex with Euro-Douche Christiano Ronaldo and give her a second chance, that’s the kind of guy I am. She can contact me on Twitter and we can make arrangements to meet at her place… Mother doesn’t like when I bring women over. Let’s do this.
