In case you couldn’t already tell by her massive protruding belly, Jessica Simpson has announced that she’s pregnant. Shocking. Oh and she dressed up as a mummy for Halloween. Isn’t she clever? Anyhow, I don’t care about any of that, I’m just annoyed that Hilary Duff’s amazing pregnancy hotness has changed my view of pregnant women now. I used to think they were gross and weird looking, but now I expect them all to look as good as Hilary does and it just doesn’t work that way. Sure Jessica looks alright I guess, a little chunkier than I prefer, but she’s just not pulling it off the way Hilary is. Show me your big boobs.
