As you probably all know by now, the American Music Awards were last night and all the music hotties showed up including Katy Perry and her lovely hipster boobs. Breasts are great in all shapes and forms, but dress them up in an expensive evening gown and they’re absolutely irresistible. I just want to shake them up and cover them in champagne, well maybe not champagne, but at least some sparkling wine or ginger ale or something. I don’t really want to spend much money on this. Call me.
